At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. Like why he hates students so much. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. by Sarah1281. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. Hiding, are you? [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. This content contains affiliate links. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. Harry Potter is a slut. This is a Triwizard clue! [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Write as much as you can. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Egg? Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. Why would he? Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. The Dragons Brideby Rizzle, Hermione and Draco find themselves naked, tattooed, and married after a drunken night of debauchery. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. Please consider turning it on! After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. And also all four of them together. 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